My Film + TV Projects
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Blue Moon
“Making babies is a competitive sport.”
Action/Comedy/Fantasy
Logline: A childless California couple and a childless New York couple desperate to conceive, battle each other to be first to get knocked up. But they need to follow an ancient fertility rite that guarentees conception and ride a whale when the moon turns blue.
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The Devil Plays Bingo
"Love is hell. And then you die."
Horror/Comedy
Logline: A casino in Hell is rigged. Devils bet on cars about to crash back on Earth. But when a newly fallen soul realizes he was killed in one of those crashes, he sets off on a head-spinning journey to find the devil who made the crash happen.
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Hula
"It takes a village to hula."
Dramedy/LGBTQ
Logline: Ancient Hawaiian wisdom cannot tame a diva when a shy gay man replaces her in the Big Island’s Hula Competition. Aloha!
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The Zen of Otto
"He tried to be good."
Comedy/Thriller with a Soul
Nominated for a Fade In Award —Coverage Comment: “Massively entertaining.”
Logline: In the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, a hitman who believes in reincarnation wants to rid himself of bad karma after he falls in love with his intended victim.
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Mason Figg On the Run
“Be on the lookout. To this day, Mason Figg is still on the run….”
Comedy Series — A Bouncy Soap Opera
Won a John Hughes Award - 2nd Place
Logline: A dance-crazed con artist turns a country village upside-down after he ropes his saintly girlfriend into a madcap scheme to swindle a lottery winner out of a fortune.
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Mayday Sings for Her Supper
“She sings. Her sister gets rich.”
Comedy
Inspired by the Britney Spears conservatorship debacle, but with a comedic edge:
Logline: When a crumbling country estate has overdue taxes, a diva discovers her slow-witted sister is a musical prodigy and manipulates her to perform to raise funds – but she wasn’t expecting her to become an overnight sensation with global rock star fame.
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Jafford Ames
“He loves tennis. He loves guacamole. But will the woman he loves ever love him?”
Pilot - Comedy Sports Romance
Logline: A rock star tennis champion charms the media, wins endorsements deals, and infuriates a jealous rival. But can he win the heart of a Mexican restaurant owner who’s unimpressed by his fame?
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Take Me To Tallulah's
“Sex never goes out of style. Unless the gentleman drops dead.”
Comedy — Appropriately Dark
Logline: A commanding widow battles a fastidious attorney for control of a male escort service dispatching old men, after too many gentleman callers keep dropping dead.
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I've Got Headshots
“Her fans want to be famous, too. And they’ve got headshots.”
Action/Comedy
Logline: A popular, yet washed-up comic actress runs around town claiming to be chased by criminals. But everyone laughs, thinking she’s promoting a new movie. They bombard her with the same question: “Hey, will you connect me with an agent? I’ve got headshots!”
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Bernice Bobs Her Hair
It’s scan-da-li-cious.”
Comedy/Adaptation
Logline: In the Roaring 1920s, just as flappers were on the brink of becoming all the rage, an awkward young woman visits her popular cousin who transforms her into a diva – much to the shocking demise of one, but no remorse of the other.
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The Pimp Takes a Wife
“What she doesn’t know…”
Dramedy
Logline: A pimp living a blissful married life secretly recruits strippers for his online peep show business, while his angelic wife believes he only sells pots and pans. She loves how he cooks all the meals and throws dinner parties for their friends — many of whom know about his dicey-spicy business.
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The Night I was Rescued by the Magnetic Sea Spray Force
“Ask for help and the stars deliver”
Children / Fantasy Adventure
Logline: A long parade of quirky characters lend a hand to help a frightened little boy escape from scary creatures in his bedroom, until a mysterious, yet loving force rises up from the oceans of the earth by the magnetic pull of the stars in the heavens.